Ask a Bartender: Why Didn’t You Cut Me Off Last Night?
Wednesday, May 06, 2015
Let’s clear one thing up once and for all: There isn’t a grand scheme among bartenders to liquor you up one night, therefore luring you back in to spend more money the next night, and cut you off when we’ve made enough money off of you. Quite the contrary. As bartenders we thrive off of regulars. We would much rather keep you happy—and safe—so that you keep coming back every week, and to every bar we ever work at.
So, to keep you happy and safe we have to keep an eye on you. The second time you came back from the bathroom, did you stumble a little bit and bump into the lovely patron behind you having drinks with their spouse? Maybe you didn’t notice. Or, did you get so excited about your clever joke that, in a fit of laughter, you forgot your own strength and smacked the table so hard that everyone else in the room turned and stared? You probably didn’t notice. That’s okay, your bartender did. We don’t want the person you keep accidently stumbling into to get confrontational with you. We don’t want you to keep smacking the bar to the point that you unintentionally start getting aggressive, or call the attention of a bouncer. And, in one more pitcher of beer or round of shots, we really don’t want people taking pictures of you passed out on the bar.
Don’t be insulted when your bartender cuts you off. Take it in stride. Quietly accept the glass of water you’ve just been served. Take a breather. Pace yourself. Get home safely and call it a night. Fighting with us is only going to make it worse, I promise.
Pam Martin bartends at Compass Tavern at 90 Harding Street in Worcester every Friday night and Sunday afternoon.
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